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New Kurt Cobain Biopic To Be Raw And Chaotic

Director Oren Moverman has promised that his new Kurt Cobain biopic will be “raw and chaotic, which is what Cobain’s life was like.”

Although 2007 Bob Dylan biopic, I’m Not There (which Moverman co-wrote with director Todd Haynes), took artistic license with its portrayal of its subject, the Cobain film will be more mainstream in style.

Moverman explained to The Guardian that, “It’ll take you from A to Z. People know the shortcut version – he took a lot of heroin, wrote ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit,’ became the biggest rock star in the world and killed himself. Those known things about him are to me the least interesting.”

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Famous Actor Cast To Play Ozzy Osbourne In Ozzy Movie?

Apparently producers of the Ozzy biopic have found the actor they want to play Osbourne in the film and it’s not Johnny Depp. Here is part of their report:

Paramount Pictures and MTV Films have revealed that actor Colin Farrell will portray the role of Black Sabbath’s Ozzy Osbourne in a biography film about the Prince of Darkness.

The 34-year-old Dublin actor, Colin Farrell, has landed the coveted role of Ozzy. Inside sources are saying that Colin and Ozzy have a similar lifestyle so it was a perfect casting

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Ozzy Osbourne To Donate His Body To Science

Rocker Ozzy Osbourne wants to donate his body to science, insisting it’s a “medical miracle” he’s still alive after years of partying hard.

The Black Sabbath star is baffled he has managed to survive to the age of 61 and is convinced doctors and scientists would benefit from dissecting and studying his body after he dies.

He says, “By all accounts, I’m a medical miracle. When I die, I should donate my body to the Natural History Museum. It’s all very well going on a bender for a couple of days but mine went on for 40 years. At one point, I was knocking back four bottles of cognac a day, blacking out, coming to again and carrying on.”

The Dreamer hit-maker has struggled with an addiction to alcohol and prescription drugs, and was hospitalized with severe injuries after he was involved in a quad bike accident in 2003.

However, he admits he has always had concerns about his health: “I happen to be the world’s worst hypochondriac. I will catch a disease off the telly (TV). Being ill is like a hobby. I’ve even started to diagnose my own diseases, thanks to Google.”

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Marilyn Manson, Evan Rachel Wood Star in Horror Movie

Marilyn Manson and his 22-year-old fiancée, actress Evan Rachel Wood, will star in an upcoming horror-slasher movie called Splatter Sisters, which is the epitome of art imitating life: last year, Manson — who had yet to reconcile with his on-again, off-again girlfriend — told SPIN.com, “I have fantasies every day about smashing [Wood's] skull in with a sledgehammer.”

Now that’s quality casting.

According to Variety, Splatter Sisters — described as a “sexploitation-serial-killer-slasher-road-movie circa 1989″ — will be produced by Pineapple Express director David Gordon Green and film vet Edward R. Pressman (American Psycho, Bad Lieutenant). Adam Bhala Lough, the man behind the 2008 Lil Wayne documentary The Carter, will direct.

“This is a role Marilyn Manson was born to play, and with Evan Rachel Wood bringing dramatic gravity to the ensemble, I have no doubt this will take the horror genre to a new level,” Green said at the Cannes International Film Festival, where Splatter Sisters was announced.

Added Pressman: “Lough’s unique talent and energy will make Splatter Sisters a very special and markedly commercial film. I’ve always been attracted to smart movies about killers made by directors with a real vision.”

No word yet on a release date, but Variety reports that Splatter Sisters is the first film a new franchise of sexploitation-serial-killer-slasher-road-movies inspired by horror classics of the 1980’s.

Excited for Splatter Sisters? Or upset that Manson isn’t focusing on music? Sound off in the comment section below.

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Happy Easter Buzz-Heads!

The rock n roll bunny doing his thing…

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Save Me A Seat On The Bus To Hell…

tuna@thebuzz1043.com

i’m an effin murderer. a fish assassin. i effin killed one of my nieces fish…and the other isn’t lookin too good either. she won’t see the tank til monday.

start over with similar lookin fish and never speak a word of the tragedy?

tell her i slayed her effin pets?

quite a conundrum… i’m a horrible aunt…and an even worse fish babysitter!!!

good thing we didn’t get her a dog…….

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Swampass

As the summer approaches here in the Caribbean we all share a certain special sensation… Swampass…

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Take it back! (Yeah, Son!)

The only thing more friggin’ awesome than Dee Snider, is his website!

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry…you’ll take it back Buzz Nation.

http://www.takebackthehorns.com

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Dave Grohl ‘rushed to doctor’ due to addiction

Dave Grohl’s Them Crooked Vultures band mates have released a spoof video detailing the rocker’s “coffee addiction” during their studio sessions.

The footage, shows the musicians recording their upcoming second album, and pokes fun at the Foo Fighters frontman’s love of hot beverages.

The two-minute video is titled “Dave Grohl in Fresh Pots!” and was filmed by his bandmates, Queens Of The Stone Age’s Josh Homme and Led Zeppelin bassist John Paul Jones.

The clip’s onscreen text jokingly states the rocker was “rushed to doctor due to the onset of unwanted physical effects caused by too much caffeine. For reals (sic). He was kind of a mess.”

It then adds, “Since then he has reduced his intake of the super delicious hot beverage to a healthier level.”

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Earth Juice

I am leaning to the left, trying not to let water drip from my matted hair onto the keyboard. I don’t know why i just bailed from the studio here on Crown Mountain, stripped down on the porch and danced in a tropical rain shower. Maybe because my body was still caked with salt water and sweat from this morning’s dive. Maybe because I knew the only eyes in the rain forest belonged to coki’s and iguana’s. Or maybe it was something more primal. For some reason I felt compelled to call Rob in California. How primal is that? Crouching, naked, under a banana tree, sharing the rain on speaker phone with someone on the other side of the world. It began to pour so hard that the seven foot banana leaf wasn’t working, so I peaced out, stashed the phone and started walking into the jungle. I felt clean, cool rain washing over bug bites and coral cuts. I felt my pace quicken, soft mud squishing between my toes, and suddenly stopped… “What the f$#k am I doing?” I looked up and gazed into the stinging drops of water. I opened my mouth and started peeing… “I am a human being on planet Earth.” The thought resounded in my mind. I am both a father and a son. I am both crazy and sane. A guide and a follower. A loaner and a borrower. I am shallow. I am deep. I am certified, vilified and mystified. The mountain was steep and I was slipping. I stopped myself, looked down and saw that I was leaking onto a tropical flower only God or Dr Suess could have created. I felt bad and leaned to the left, letting my stream flow into a little run off that disappeared down the mountain. It is quite possible that my urine will end up in someone’s cistern down in Caret Bay. If you are ever in the Virgin Islands, drink bottled water. Better yet. Get naked in da rain. Look up. Open your mouth… and think.

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My new girlfriend!!!!

I went to St Croix to work and met the most amazing chick!!! She and I have soooo much in common… true love!!!!

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